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Bald Guy Skis

post #1 of 27
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I need a recommendation for a good bald guy ski, 200 + lbs, expert I think. Hairy ass, average size nose and feet.

post #2 of 27

Heads.  Definitely.

post #3 of 27
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Heads.  Definitely.

Hats off to the suggestion. 

post #4 of 27
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Originally Posted by Posaune View Post
 

Heads.  Definitely.

 

Well it doesn't sound like a Super shape, and we really are given no reason to think he's out for Prestige.    Do you think it's a question of Instincts?    Or should we just call 'Monster' and be done? 

post #5 of 27
Bald skis for guys?th_dunno-1[1].gif
post #6 of 27
Bald, 200 lbs and hairy ass?
Enforcer.
post #7 of 27
Don't forget to wax.
post #8 of 27

Sorry, I can't help you.  I've got really big feet.

post #9 of 27
Shoot. All this time and I never knew we were allowed to do this! What about skis for English majors? (Not bald.)
post #10 of 27

I think Head should bring back the Yahoo just for this guy. I'm sticking with my 200cm American Beauty edition K2s. That's for those of us who still have long hair, fat ass and average nose and feet.

post #11 of 27
But which ski for a man muffin top?
post #12 of 27
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But which ski for a man muffin top?


Elan.

post #13 of 27

^^^ Just be thankful you're not in the LZ.

post #14 of 27

LZ?

post #15 of 27

Landing Zone.

post #16 of 27

Oh.

post #17 of 27
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But which ski for a man muffin top?

:rules:

 

Always BOOTS FIRST BOOTS FIRST BOOTS FIRST.................!!!!!!!!

 

 

post #18 of 27

Yeah, boots are super important. What color base layer do you wear? 

post #19 of 27
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Yeah, boots are super important. What color base layer do you wear? 


You mean for the boots right?  Sock Thread!!!!!!!!!!:yahoo: 

post #20 of 27
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Yeah, boots are super important. What color base layer do you wear? 

 

Does colour really matter if they're fishnets?

post #21 of 27

Good Lord people, how are  you making recommendations on this information??? What a grave disservice to this person. The OP has failed to give us the most crucial data point for choosing this guy's skis. 

 

 

So, what's this guy's facial hair situation? Clean shaven? Stubble? Goatee? Porn Stache? Or full lumbersexual hipster beard?

 

Until we know this, no valid recommendation can really be made. 

post #22 of 27

Also we need to know where he skis?  Is it East coast groomers, Mid-west Groomers, or West coast groomers??  :confused 

post #23 of 27

Bald but hairy? That's easy... But you'll have to hurry, they are last year skis...

post #24 of 27

Could also suggest Touring... Hairy on the ascent and bald on the descent...

post #25 of 27
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Originally Posted by freeski919 View Post
 

Good Lord people, how are  you making recommendations on this information??? What a grave disservice to this person. The OP has failed to give us the most crucial data point for choosing this guy's skis. 

 

 

So, what's this guy's facial hair situation? Clean shaven? Stubble? Goatee? Porn Stache? Or full lumbersexual hipster beard?

 

Until we know this, no valid recommendation can really be made. 



Freeski has a point here, we need to know these things before we make a length reco for:

 

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Bald but hairy? That's easy... But you'll have to hurry, they are last year skis...

 

post #26 of 27

200+ lbs. Length is easy, what ever the longest length the ski comes in.  But we do need to know hardpack/wetsnow/powder to choose width and stiffness, and we need to know speed to choose radius and stiffness.

post #27 of 27

If OP has a skullet I recommend a full rocker..

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