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Male or Female?

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ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything
in, but you can always see right through them.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it
appears useful for a wide variety of work, it
spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the
bathroom in pairs.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished,
its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it
takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective
reproductive device when the right buttons are
pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong
buttons are pushed.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is
over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to light a fire under it...
and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and
squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting
hit on.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd
say male. But consider . . . it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always
know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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Just one to add:
My internet connection.
All I can say is that it goes down too often for my liking, when I'd prefer for it to stay up longer.

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