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A Finnish guy was driving down a road out in the country when his car breaks down. There's a pub just up the road so he walks over and phones the local breakdown repair guys. A short while later the repair man comes out and advises the guy to go wait in the pub while he works on the car as it's freezing cold and snowing hard.
When the guy comes back out to the car the repair man says 'well it looks like you've blown a seal mate' to which the Finnish guys wipes his mouth and says 'oh, no-I've just got snow in my beard'!!