I went to a restaurant yesterday and they had the air conditioner on so high it felt like a meat locker.
I went to a restaurant yesterday and they had the air conditioner on so high my nipples could cut glass.
I can remember hearing lots of phrases. Unfortunately, they are all too crude to post (even if they are not mean), except for snug as a bug in a rug.
Or a wet pillow that's been run over by a football team in cleats. Ricotta cheese in a plastic bag?
Puts the ass in Nasty?
More chins than a Chinese phone book.
So fat; when he gets his shoes shined, he has to take the guys word for it.
So fat; when he gets on a fortune-telling scale, it says "one at a time buddy". (for those of you who remember fortune-telling scales)
Don't butter me up; I'm on a roll!
Did I go too far with the "nipples that cut glass"?