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post #31 of 51
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I went to a restaurant yesterday and they had the air conditioner on so high it felt like a meat locker.   

I went to a restaurant yesterday and they had the air conditioner on so high my nipples could cut glass. 

post #32 of 51

More frustrated than a mosquito in a mannequin factory.

post #33 of 51
I saw a woman (sorry ladies) walking down the street yesterday. From behind she looked like 2 bulldogs fighting in a burlap sack.

Definitely southern. lol
post #34 of 51
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I went to a restaurant yesterday and they had the air conditioner on so high it felt like a meat locker.   
I went to a restaurant yesterday and they had the air conditioner on so high my nipples could cut glass. 

Southern version: ....her nipples were so hard I coulda hung my hat on them.
post #35 of 51

Busier than a 1 legged man at an ass kicking contest.

 

One of my Boston uncle's favorites for when things are going well:  Now we're farting through silk.

post #36 of 51

To describe someone who's just a weeeeee bit too uptight:

 

"He's so tight-assed, I bet he could sit on a lump of coal and shit out a diamond."

 

 

;)

post #37 of 51
He's tighterr than a banjo string.
post #38 of 51
I'd slap you, but shit splatters.

That looks just like a dick, only smaller.

I've got two brain cells left, and they're waving goodbye to each-other,

You're not the sharpest tree in the forest, are ya?

Oh yeah, if I want any more shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

Good point, maybe you can get a hat to cover it.
Edited by MT Skull - 6/26/15 at 8:17pm
post #39 of 51
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Wow, this thread went from fun phrases to mean. :(

post #40 of 51
I think of this one many times watching the news and even reading some postings in the lounge threads such as the current one in the flag: "thoughts like that are why we need directions on pop tarts"
post #41 of 51
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Wow, this thread went from fun phrases to mean. :(


I can remember hearing lots of phrases.  Unfortunately, they are all too crude to post (even if they are not mean), except for snug as a bug in a rug.

post #42 of 51
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I saw a woman (sorry ladies) walking down the street yesterday. From behind she looked like 2 bulldogs fighting in a burlap sack.

Definitely southern. lol


Or a wet pillow that's been run over by a football team in cleats. Ricotta cheese in a plastic bag?

 

Puts the ass in Nasty?

 

More chins than a Chinese phone book.

 

So fat; when he gets his shoes shined, he has to take the guys word for it.

 

So fat; when he gets on a fortune-telling scale, it says "one at a time buddy". (for those of you who remember fortune-telling scales) 

 

Don't butter me up; I'm on a roll!:duck: 

post #43 of 51
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Wow, this thread went from fun phrases to mean. :(


I can remember hearing lots of phrases.  Unfortunately, they are all too crude to post (even if they are not mean), except for snug as a bug in a rug.


Did I go too far with the "nipples that cut glass"? ;)

post #44 of 51
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Did I go too far with the "nipples that cut glass"? ;)


clearly. Fortunately I'm here to keep things classy.;):D

 

I put the ass in classy!

Earning my avatar, as usual.:rotflmao: 

post #45 of 51

"You should have been here yesterday":snowfall

post #46 of 51
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Did I go too far with the "nipples that cut glass"? ;)

 

Oh my, no!

post #47 of 51

It was so cold, the camp fire froze.

post #48 of 51
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"You should have been here yesterday":snowfall

"Yesterday's" weather report was, clear and still. Clear up to your butt and still falling.

post #49 of 51

I am never eating Taco Bell again.  Last night I had the squirts so bad that I could have shit through a screen door on a submarine.

post #50 of 51

The water was so cold I had two lumps in my throat.

post #51 of 51

Dumb as a bag of rocks.

Useless as a bag of hammers.

Sharp as a bowling ball.

Skis like a drunken chimpanzee trying to rollerblade down a gravel road.

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