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Condom Slogans

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Condom Slogans:
1.Cover your stump before you hump.
2.Before you attack her, wrap your wacker.
3.Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4.When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5.Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6.You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7.If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8.If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9.if you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10.It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11.She wont get sick if you wrap your dick.
12.If you go into heat, package your meat.
13.While you're undressing venus, dress up your *****.
14.When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse.
15.Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16.Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
17.Dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
18.The right selection will protect your erection.
19.Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
20.A crank with armor will never harm her.
21.No glove, no love!

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[ July 01, 2002, 09:58 PM: Message edited by: SnO Eagle # ]
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and another one..........How Dirty is your mind Quiz?
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