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A 10 year old boy walks into a whore house dragging a dead, flattened frog on a leash and walks right up to the head pimp.

The pimp leans over the counter and says to the boy, "what are you doing? get out of here! You are way too young to be in a place like this!"

The boy looks back over the counter and responds, "I've got a hundred bucks, what do you say now?", and promptly plops the cash right on the counter.

The pimp eyes the money, counts it, and asks the boy, "what would you like?"

The boy grins back and states, "I want the nastiest, oldest, smelliest, yellowest, sickest, most infected and diseased whore you can muster."

The wide eyed pimp hands the boy a key and instructs him to room number 205 and watchs as he walks up the stairs, dragging his dead frog on the leash, right into room 205. Half an hour later the kid comes back down the stairs after finishing with the STD filled whore and hands the key back to the pimp.

The pimp looks back at the kid and asks, "Why did you want a nasty girl like that, you trying to catch a disease or something?"

And the 10 year old boy responds, "Well, when I get home, I am gonna f*ck the babysitter, and when dad gets home, he is gonna f*ck the babysitter, and when mom gets home dad is gonna f*ck her, and tomorrow after dad leaves mom is gonna f*ck the mailman and I wanna get the sonnabitch for running over my frog!"