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how to call the police

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Thread Starter 
Another urban legend? I searched the archives of
the Meridian Mississsippi STAR and could not find
the article.

How to call the Police...
True Story From the Meridian, Mississippi STAR:

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed
when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw
that there were people in the shed stealing things. He
phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
and he said no.

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
should simply lock his door and an officer would be along
when available. George said "Okay," hung up, counted to 30,
and phoned the police again. "Hello. I just called you a
few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well,
you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot
them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response
unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence.
Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One
of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that
you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there
was nobody available!" (True Story)
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I like this story - PowderJunkie is right though:

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