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My Porsche!

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So this stock broker pulls up on Wall Street in
his shiny new Porsche. As he open the door a truck
roars by and knocks it clean off. The rich guy
screams: "my Porsche! Look what you've done to
my Porsche!" Just then a policeman runs up and
says "you rich people are all the same. You're
worried about your car, and I bet you didn't even
realize your left arm's missing!" The guy looks
down where his arm used to be and yells "my Rolex!"
post #2 of 11

sehr gut!
post #3 of 11
ya gotta whatch that SLIDER like a hawk!
post #4 of 11
Hear huge crash from the multi-storey car park opposite, run across the road. This guy in a small sports car had nipped into a parking bay while a woman in a Range Rover had also been trying to get into the bay. He'd got out of the car & they'd argued, & he'd said "that's what you can do if you're a xxxxing good driver".

The woman got back into the Range Rover, took a run up & rammed the small sports car into the wall at the back of the bay, got out & told the man "that's what you can do if you're a xxxxing rich driver".
post #5 of 11
Very good--after years of hearing about Texans and their SUVs, I guess the Brits can put them in the shade.
post #6 of 11
Don't forget, Range Rover(or is it spot?)(or bowser?) is spelled F-O-R-D

[ May 27, 2002, 09:14 PM: Message edited by: SLATZ ]
post #7 of 11
A lifting company were delivering some new equipment to a roof top plantroom at an expensive London hotel. Despite putting no parking signs and cones up a rich man in a jag drives up and parks right in the way. The lifting people tried to talk to him but he just said "I won't be long you will just have to wait".

When he came back the look on his face was priceless. He got to witness his automatic jag (wheels locked) bouncing down the road as it was being dragged by the crane. One of the lifting staff said "Don't worry sir it won't take long".

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post #9 of 11
The BMW deal reminds me of a friends reaction as we watched a guy in a Jag XJS wheel up and take up two front row spots (by parking diagonally), in a small shopping plaza.

He ordered me out of his Volks GTI and then slid up inches from the Jag.

This Jag Jockey in a hurry was of the hefty variety and we were howling watching him enter the right door and then try to manuver his flab over the console.
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post #11 of 11
OK...take this:

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Melbourne City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Here is the first picture available of this world-first parking lot in Australia.
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