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I left Montreal heading toward Quebec city, when I decided
to stop at a comfort station. The first stall was occupied,
so I went into the second one. I was no sooner seated than
I heard a voice from the next stall:

"Hi, how are you doing?"

Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway
comfort stations, and I really don't know quite what pos-
sessed me, but anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed:

"Not bad."

And the stranger said: "And, what are you up to?"

Talk about your dumb questions! I was really beginning to
think this was too weird! So I said:

"Well, just like you I'm driving east."

Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say, "Look, I'll call
you back, there's some idiot in the next stall answering all
the questions I am asking you."