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Apathy.

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Thread Starter 
I was going to start a thread about apathy, but to be honest, I just can't be bothered.
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I've got a book on how to cure my procrastination, I might read it later.

DB
post #3 of 22
Thread Starter 
Hey DB,

Quick test for you, reply if you know the next line...

My dog's got no nose
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how does he smell?
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Bad? :
post #6 of 22
Thread Starter 
Hey SLATZ, you need to watch what you post, some people will think that you are one of DB's split personalities!

S
post #7 of 22
Geek Version:

This tree has no nodes.

No nodes, how does it parse?

Recursively!

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i see said the blind man
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...to his deaf son
post #10 of 22
Thread Starter 
OK, this is really pathetic, but never mind, most of you are used to pathetic posts from me, so here goes anyway. (Oh, and if you're wondering, the reason for the pre-amble is to make sure that the complete post doesn't appear in the Today's Topic section, thus ruining the end, although, was it worth it?)

Two goldfish in a tank.
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One turns to the other and says: "do you know how to drive this thing?"

The second replies: "bloody hell, I didn't know there was such thing as a talking goldfish."
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(6 seconds later...)
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One turns to the other and says: "do you know how to drive this thing?"

The second replies: "bloody hell, I didn't know there was such thing as a talking goldfish."
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(6 seconds later...)
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One turns to the other and says: "do you know how to drive this thing?"

The second replies: "bloody hell, I didn't know there was such thing as a talking goldfish."
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(6 seconds later...)
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One turns to the other and says: "do you know how to drive this thing?"

The second replies: "bloody hell, I didn't know there was such thing as a talking goldfish."
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(6 seconds later...)
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One turns to the other and says: "do you know how to drive this thing?"

The second replies: "bloody hell, I didn't know there was such thing as a talking goldfish."

S

[ May 05, 2002, 11:58 AM: Message edited by: Wear the fox hat ? ]
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As he picked up his hammer and saw.
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did you hear about the man who lost his left side?

he allright now.
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Time for a moment of reflection, and a few words from one of the great chinese minds ....

"He who walks sideways through airport door going to bangkok."

DB
post #14 of 22
One more moment of reflection:

He who laughs last - thinks slowest.
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Thread Starter 
A horse walked into a bar.

The barman said "why the long face"
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Thread Starter 
My dad was really happy the other day, he thought he'd got a bargain on two books for the "more discerning reader". The first was "How to Hug", the second "from Sex to Sin".

He was really disappointed when I showed him that they were just odd volumes of the Encyclopaedia Brittanica.

S
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A sure cure for APATHY - CATHETER.
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Illiterate?!?
write for help.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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When ya half in and half out of a sharks mouth what thoughts are thunk
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ouch that really hurts I hope I die soon but I love my life and this is really just a big fish so how come it can eat a real live super human like me now I cannot feel my lower limbs fuk this is really bad I hope a really big bright emergency helicopter (called Bert) rescues me right now i paid my taxes and everything like that and god I am beautiful please do not eat me its dark in here
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food...ta.....stop wriggling
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when your keys fall in a river of molten lava, let them go, because man... they are gone.
post #22 of 22
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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