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BBQ season

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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured her bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!" She chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, he is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.

"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
post #2 of 4
Ya haha he teheee!!!!!!!
post #3 of 4
Yeh, I definitely like this joke Bonni.....mind if I steal it??
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Yes, maam, and I will find more after I get back from holiday!!
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