I agree with you Wear the fox hat?, the clink film works wonders, but is most effective on women. A guy has got to be really drunk to not see it on the urinal and if he can’t feel it sitting down, he’s too drunk to sit upright.
Another favorite was the "Sticky Roll." This works when the victim has a good buzz on, but drunk is best. Tools: powdered sugar, a strainer, and white sheets. How to: Peel back the bed covers of the intended victim. Place sugar into the strainer and liberally sprinkle the sugar on the sheets from waist area to knee area. Remake bed and wait.
Don’t believe me? Try it in your bed tonight!!!
Worst PJ ever? The “Duck Pond”. Yep, you heard right, we made a duck pond in a students dorm room. Made it out of cinder block, plastic sheet and water. We even caught three ducks for that real duck pond flavor. Did you know that in 24 hours each duck craps 2x its own weight and looses 1x its weight in feathers? The ducks were in the room for three days. Oops. This resulted in the biggest mess I had ever seen, and one really unhappy student (well, two, if you count me after the Dean of Students found out about it – my “idea,” my responsibility). Yeah, the Dean let me stay on for a few more months, but…