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Mommy Is Going to Eat Your Fingers

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed
out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears down her face.

I said, "What's wrong honey?"

Sad and broken up she looked at me and said: "Mommy,where's my booger?" : :
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It took me a while to figure out what a "booger" is (had to go and look into "Historical Dictionary of American Slang" to find it out)
At first I thought that it meant...
Ehm I'd better not say what I thought.
Either way, the story got me laughing!
Thanks for sharing your "experience" Becca.
post #3 of 6
Thread Starter 

It's just a story that a friend sent me.

I find it funny because I have young ones.
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A 7 year old boy and his 4 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom.

The 7 year old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing.

When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7 year old says, "When we go down stairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say "Hell" and you say "ass." The 4 year old happily agrees.

As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their Mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast.

The 7 year old replies, "Ah hell, mom, I'll just have some Cheerios." "WHACK!" The surprised mother reacts quickly. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner voice, the mother then asks the younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"

"I don't know," the 4 year old blubbers, "but you can bet your a$$ it's not gonna be Cheerios."
post #5 of 6
Things We Learn From Our Children <...or other peoples children>

1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

2. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20-by-20-foot room.

3. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.

4. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

5. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.

6. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes.

7. A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square-foot house four inches deep.

8. Legos WILL pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old.

9. Super glue is forever.

10. McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.

11. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

12. Pool filters were not designed for Jell-O.

13. VCRs do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

14. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

15. The fire department has at least a three-minute response time.

16. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.

17. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

18. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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I have a few to add.......

19. Magnet's do not work well in VCR's

20. Magnet's are neat to stick to the little plastic square disk's on the computer desk.

21. Magnets erase information on disk's. (lost squirrel pic disk)

22. Its fun to stick objects in computer's hard drive.

23. Mommy cannot DL anything from disk and find it stuck in the computer and had to pull it out with tweezers (also the objects).

24. Tweezers are a must have.

I was first : then : and finally : but now I can [img]smile.gif[/img]
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