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A husband takes his wife to play her first game of
golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first
shot right through the window of the biggest house
adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned
you to be careful!

Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner,
apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on
the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they
opened the door they saw the damage that was done:
glass was all over the place, and a broken antique
bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the
people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in
that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a
year for the rest of my life.

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long,
healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the
genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand
years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey,
you know we both now have a fortune, and all those
houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You
know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I
guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they
spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of
non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
directly into her eyes and asked "How old are you and
your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No kidding! Thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in genies?"
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Thanks Jane.
I'm 50 and I still believe in Squirrels!
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