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Paddy the Irishman was in Salt Lake, and a few of his friends back home had told him about icefishing. He decided to give it a go. So, he starts to drill a hole with his auger when a loud booming voice says, "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"

So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again. The same voice booms, "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"

So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice immediately comes again, "THERE"S NO FISH THERE EITHER!"

The Irishman looks around and says, "Who are you anyways? God?"