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Just heard this one from Roger de Courcey & Nookie Bear on the Johnny Vaughan show on BBC Choice...

How did Pinnochio first discover that he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire.

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One night, Pinnochio's girlfriend says to him, "This stinks. Every time we
make love I get splinters."

So Pinnochio goes to Gepetto to ask his advice. Gepetto says, "Sandpaper, my boy, that's all you need."

A few days later Gepetto runs into Pinnochio and says, "So how are you doing with the girls now?"

Pinnochio says, "Who needs girls?"
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How did Pinnochio find out he was the President of the United States .... ?
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