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Fun with Historical Quotes

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A little fun with historical quotes...
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up..."Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?

Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F*cking Japanese."

"Who said that!?!" she demanded.

Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back sighed, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little sh*t! If you ever say anything else I'll have you killed!"

Suzuki is frantic and yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001!"
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Very funny!
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Todd and Serenity - Funny to a point. I may have missed it, but I haven't heard Chandra Levy has been found.

I have kids, and I couldn't hope to understand what her parents must be going through.

My prayers are with them.
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