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A man had a dog named Minton One day Minton ate two shuttlecocks. When the owner found out he scolded the dog: "bad Minton".

A man walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only saran wrap underpants. The psychiatrist said: "Well I can clearly see you're nuts"

A man goes to his doctor and says: "Doctor there is a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines the patient. The man asks: "Is it serious doctor?" and the doctor replies: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but this is only the tip of the iceberg".

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Later in the night Holmes wakes up Dr Watson and asks: "Watson look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce."

Watson says: "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it is quite likely there are some planets like Earth; and if there are some planets like earth out there, there might also be life"

Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."