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>The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any
>word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
>one letter, and supply a new definition.
>
>Here are some recent winners:
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>Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
>until you realize it was your money to start with.
>
>Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
>
>Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
>of getting laid.
>
>Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
>
>Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
>person who doesn't get it.
>
>Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
>late.
>
>Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
>
>Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit).
>
>Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
>really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes
>and it's like, a serious bummer.
>
>Glibido: All talk and no action.
>
>Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
>when they come at you rapidly.
>
>And, the pick of the literature:
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>Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******