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Silver for no sex

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Sex ban helped skier to silver

Germany's Olympic medallist skier Ronny Ackermann says the secret of his success is to avoid sex for over a year.

He took silver in the Nordic combined event and then claimed his training included 389 days without sex.

Now, the 24-year-old skier says he can't wait to go out looking for women again.

Mr Ackermann, who is over 6ft tall and boasts an enviable 'six-pack' stomach, told German newspaper Bild: "I haven't been out with a girl for more than a year now.

"We had so many events and training camps. I had no time to look for one. The effort was really worth it."

His abstinence paid off after he snatched silver even though he was only ranked fifth in the world.

He added: "One year is enough. After the Olympics, I will look for a girlfriend. Until then, the only thing I'll be caressing is my medal."


Anybody going for gold?

post #2 of 7
This sounds like a teenage summer flick theme. 40 Days and 40 Nights

So what do you do if you really want the Gold!!! Me, I've always been happy in the top 100. Keeps the smile on my face!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DangerousBrian:
...the only thing I'll be caressing is my medal."

I'm sure that helped him get through the 389 days.

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ February 28, 2002 11:01 AM: Message edited 1 time, by AltaSkier ]</font>
post #4 of 7
reason #342 I will never win an Olympic medal.
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I just realised why some of the competitors that that got medals were so straight faced .....

...... and why that good looking Australian girl was a lot slower, but still grinned like the cat that got the cheese.


Squirrel spotters don't win medals.

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ February 28, 2002 02:18 PM: Message edited 1 time, by DangerousBrian ]</font>
post #6 of 7
Well, Mark darling. For now on its Apres Ski at the bars..... [img]redface.gif[/img]
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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she put her ski boots on.

"Ski Boots!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She she bent over to put on her ski boots and I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Al's Ski Barn again either."
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