don't be so stupid,
LAKERS is a Chicago term for heavy precipitation due to location, i.e. the LAK
Over here it has other meanings, such as someone who lives in the Lake District, e.g. in Windermere. It could also refer to the family of the man who invented cheap US-Euro airfares: Sir Freddy Laker.
Now, do I need to continue your education with a definition of "Textbook Doggie"?