I’ve visited couple ski resorts this season and I found the ski trails names quite boring. Hopefully, some resorts will review and rename their trails. Those are my suggestions.
10. Glutton’s Nemesis (single diamond)
9. Off Piss-te Snowflake (hike trails)
8. Gurggling Turkey (easy, green)
7. Bully’s Die-rhea (very steep terrain)
6. Bleeding Pimples (moguls)
5. Gagging Doctor (very long and steep run)
4. Hairy Soprano Curse (suicidal/killing double diamond)
3. Sea-Sea Complaint (intermediate, occasionally steep)
2. Aching Lawyer Claim (intermediate with some moguls)
1. Floating Viagra Man (definitely blue trail)
Any other suggestions are welcome.