Hi, Josh. You do know I was just "joshin'" with you, right?
I would actually love to come back East and ski with you sometime. The problem is it's pretty hard during the winter to leave where I live and then by the time I'm willing to leave there's not much skiing anywhere else.
On a bit of a serious note, though, you did start this thread off in a pretty adversarial tone - and if you just meant it all in fun that part was a little lost on me. Over the last couple of years, you've personally managed to change the way I look at Eastern skiing. Good on you for that. But... you can get your message across better if you just concentrate on the fun and the stoke and the enthusiasm and pull back a little bit from challenging everyone who skis at any other mountain.
To me, the best example on EpicSki of someone who posts PERFECT trip reports is idris. His ski mountain makes yours and mine COMBINED look like a billiard table that occasionally gets a few snow flurries, but he's never boastful and never talks down other places. He's my personal role model for what a trip report can be and I hope he's healing well and can start giving us reports from Chamonix again soon.
You didn't ask for my advice but I gave it to you anyway. Besides that, keep skiing, keep having fun, and keep telling us about it.