Well, those sort of things already exist:
The Canyons Orange Bubble chair is heated, but no cup holders.
The barista at Squaw's Ski in/Ski out Starbucks put too much whipped cream on my latte so I can't put a lid on it.
Photo Cred: Squaw Valley
Ski in/Ski out Starbucks
WHY DOES BRECK NOT HAVE THIS!?!?!?
This dood on the ski forum is wrong and won't listen to me.
No one answered my question on the Teton Gravity Research forum. All they did was flame me
No cell or data signal
You musta refused to post nekid pics of your sistah.