Well I'm not sure we're worthy of her rank.
Amongst a litany of other things she did use beer once to get a car unstuck.
We are actually keeping up the thread here, since it all started from the OP's statement he skis very fast. The comeback was "anyone can go fast...even a cow can do 120mph dropped from an airplane".
Now seg and I are doing our part to educate KevinF on cows.
Besides other uses around the world, the Pueblo Indians used to use burning Cow patties to make pottery. If you've ever seen that black pottery in New Mexico, - made by cow! Originally that's done with the meadow muffins and some cedar kindling burning in a pile.
It's not all hot air either:
Biogas Technology: "Cow Power" Catching On in US