This obviously is a joke... Or maybe not. Either way, your inputs/ideas would be appreciated.
Look at the size of that boy's head. It's like an orange on a toothpick.
No kidding. His head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts.
Oooh, that was offsides, wasn't it? Tonight he'll cry himself to sleep... on his huge pillow!
Do what is done on the WC. Get a small helmet and carve out the foam until it fits.
I notice from your avatar that you are a dog. Are you using a canine-specific helmet? Human helmets are too large for dogs, unless the dog is a St Bernard or Great Pyrenees, which clearly you aren't. (BTW that's not me in my avatar, only wish it was.)
Mine is forest green and black. The two tone ones in the link aren't my cup of tea but the black would be ok.
Super low-profile. It has a typical switch that opens/closes a bunch of vents. The thing you see sticking up that's sort of a mohawk is an additional huge vent if needed. It closes completely flat when you don't want it.
Your buddies will be jealous of your mohawk vent and they'll hide it behind a stream of insults. Be the bigger man. Be the mohawk.