Originally Posted by DSloan
Second of all, only bright colors (that can be found in any of the Skittles packages) AND/OR appropriate retro gear allowed on the slopes. Brownie points for matching zippers on pants and jackets to one another and possible one's ski boots and/helmet (I don't really want to discuss it, though). Anyone NOT appropriately clad will be subjected to BnT's shopping whims and/or Ziggy's bladder. There is a blue jacket clause. Blue jackets are ONLY allowed if they have appropriately obnoxious . . . er, colorful zippers/neon/retro factors.
Third, Jimmy. Quit oscillating and get your butt out there for Mother's Day! Tell the wife you'll be kicked off Epic and lose your instructing job at Timberline if you don't. If she likes that idea, then tell her all time in above endeavors will be tripled. Whatever works. Also, there will be bourbon and/or scotch and/or Ullr and/or shotskis.
That is all.
Oscillating, nice, anyways i've had such a hard time deciding what to do, ie. when to leave, where to stay, rental car or shuttle, helment or hat, vodka or gin. I finally figured that it would be best to just buy the plane ticket and the rest would work itself out in due time.
Well then this appropriate attire requirement came up and now again i am undecided on what to do. I'm sorry but my zippers don't match my boots, i don't have stretch pants OR a yellow jacket. About all I have going for me is a new helment, my snowy luau shirt, a lei and a belt that would make Bumpfreaq proud. You say Ziggy's coming? I guess i can always hang with him if i am not properly attired, he never seems to mind.
Anyways i'll be in Denver Wednesday around 4pm.