Lighten up, Francis!
Everywhere you look, there're folks making lemonade out of yellow snow (you know what I meant) in the sport. Do you know any? Of course you do!
While I haven't met them yet, I'd love to buy Lynsey Dyer, Colby West, and The Jaded Local a bacon bloody mary at A-Basin, or a Honey Bear (hot green tea with honey bourbon, Mmmm...) at Northstar to find out if reality matches image.
I've left out a ton of others, mostly Bears that make skiing more fun than seems legal; who else gives back to the sport just by being themselves?