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post #1 of 13
Thread Starter 

I like beer. 

post #2 of 13

Yeah, but what kind of beer?  Lagers, ales, stouts, etc?

post #3 of 13

Use the search function! You already proclaimed your taste for beer!

 

http://www.epicski.com/t/105338/deep-thought-3-000-with-prickles-the-bear


Edited by CerebralVortex - 12/6/12 at 5:49am
post #4 of 13
Thread Starter 

Think I've been doing this since post 1,500

post #5 of 13

And yet we fall for it every time.

post #6 of 13
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by CerebralVortex View Post

And yet we fall for it every time.

Just like the delectable amber fluid itself. 

post #7 of 13

Beer, beer, the musical fruit

The more you drink, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel

So drink some beer at every meal

post #8 of 13
Thread Starter 

Is that one of them high-koo's?

post #9 of 13

A bit low down for a high-koo, created by the famed butt-poet Le Petomane, perhaps.

post #10 of 13
Thread Starter 

Just realized they used that name in Blazing Saddles too...

post #11 of 13

I think that I shall never hear

a poem lovelier than beer.

The brew that Joe's Bar has on tap,

with golden base and snowy cap.

The foamy stuff I drink all day

until my memory floats away.

Poems are made by fools, I fear,

But only Schlitz can make a beer!

 

 

- Mad magazine, some time in the mid-60's. 

 

The only poem I ever memorized...
 

post #12 of 13
Thread Starter 

Man of few posts, but speaking wisdom.

post #13 of 13
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A bit low down for a high-koo, created by the famed butt-poet Le Petomane, perhaps.

 

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Originally Posted by prickly View Post

Just realized they used that name in Blazing Saddles too...

For the uninitiated, in his book Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women, Ricky Jay dedicated the final chapter, aptly named "The End," to Joseph Pujol, better known as Le Pétomane. Mr. Jay traces the history of this little practiced art form from such sources as 15th century Japanese narrative picture scrolls through the ages and includes a brief description of the act of a current day stripper who appears on stage using the sobriquet of Honeysuckle Divine. Should you be curious and wish to further your reading on the subject, Mr. Jay notes that "The standard biography of Le Pétomane is Nohain and Caradec's Le Pétomane, 1857-1945 Sa Vie-Son Ouvre (Paris, 1967)." Alas, I've yet to find a copy.

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