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post #61 of 63
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Originally Posted by JayT View Post

 

That Urban Dictionary definition is spot on.  The idea that the term in any way, shape or form, sub-text or otherwise, refers to a man being like a woman, is just plain dead wrong.

 

Yeah, this. At first I thought it had been a different word edited, but this one was the right word to use. It doesn't bother me in the slightest, except I would want my son to not say it in front of his grandmother.

 

I heard a Flobots parody that was perfect in describing such a character ... (the version I heard was Lodo Bars, not Scottsdale, but I can only find "Scottsdale" lyrics.)

 

I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars
I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars

Look at me, look at me
Fake millionaire that makes 30 Gs
I lie to all kinds of girls and hope that they'll come home and sleep with me

I could tell you I could score some blow
I could tell you I'm a movie director
Spray on Axe 'til my eyes swell up
My skin burns but I smell much better

I drive a used BMW
Parked right in between those other two
Only 96 more payments and then I can rip up the IOU

Me and my friends have frosted tips
Me and my friends live to get ripped
'Cause if I see the picture lady I wanna look good for the pics 'cause,

I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars
I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars.... etc etc

 

post #62 of 63

^^  Yup.  Pretty much matches up with the Urban Dictionary definition. 

post #63 of 63
A douchebag is actually the lame duck that wasted 30 minutes of his life authoring that garbage for the urban dictionary.
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