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post #31 of 56
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Please forgive this quick post. I'm typing on my iPhone 6. It's a prototype that was custom made for me for teaching Tim Cook how to do 360. Thanks for all the welcome backs. I spent the summer frolicking in Europe, bedding down supermodels and listening to loads of techno music. I spent a month on Putin's yacht snorkeling, taking ecstasy and wrestling grizzly bears. It's good to be back here at epic ski. I look forward to sharing my wisdom with y'all.

 

Was Tim able to pull off the 3? Without video of said 360, it didn't happen. 

post #32 of 56

  "...and besides, it's ALREADY starting to hump my leg..."

post #33 of 56

Looks like you've already sucked in the usual suspects.

post #34 of 56

For someone named "Chaos," the posts are surprisingly predictable.

post #35 of 56
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Originally Posted by Philpug View Post

 

Was Tim able to pull off the 3? Without video of said 360, it didn't happen. 

Face time?

post #36 of 56

Dude, I am so not even worthy to read this post.......

 

Welcome home where you belong.  You know you missed us; the helmet threads, which goggles to buy, who makes the best on the mountain hot chocolate, the how do I fit my own boots, who grooms powder fastest and please rate my skiing threads.......

post #37 of 56

Someone call an ambulance, we have a bunch of people here with broken sarcasm detectors.

post #38 of 56

Huh?  We all know and love Chaos-man.

post #39 of 56

^^ I meant some of the first responses.  I responded before seeing the second page.

post #40 of 56
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^^ I meant some of the first responses.  I responded before seeing the second page.

yeah, been there done that...  no worries..  cheers

post #41 of 56

I like it that he is back.  His adept humor even clears the fog in the panhandle of Idaho.duel.gif

post #42 of 56
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Someone call an ambulance, we have a bunch of people here with broken sarcasm detectors.


Broken? No, nonexistent.

post #43 of 56

Put out the right bait and someone will surely rise to it.roflmao.gif  Welcome back Chaos.  I was wondering where you went, now I understand.rolleyes.gif

post #44 of 56
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Originally Posted by Finndog View Post

Dude, I am so not even worthy to read this post.......

Welcome home where you belong.  You know you missed us; the helmet threads, which goggles to buy, who makes the best on the mountain hot chocolate, the how do I fit my own boots, who grooms powder fastest and please rate my skiing threads.......
Thankyee. Ya know, I've made a lot of very prolific posts on this forum...life changing posts, world altering posts. Entire nations full of starving babies have been saved because of my posts. Helpless, aimless, pathetic gaper tourons have become respectable members of the ski community because of my posts. I realize this, and I appreciate that many of the members here recognize this. That's why I'm back. Or did I ever really leave?
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Originally Posted by segbrown View Post

Face time?
Actually, on my new iPhone 6 prototype the FaceTime is a little different. I can actually physically touch the person I'm talking to on the other end. Pretty amazing stuff.
post #45 of 56
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Originally Posted by Chaos View Post


Actually, on my new iPhone 6 prototype the FaceTime is a little different. I can actually physically touch the person I'm talking to on the other end. Pretty amazing stuff.

Oh, that was you. Should've known...

post #46 of 56

  Sorry, everyone. I must admit, that at first, my feelings about this thread were somewhat mmmmm........Chaoticrolleyes.gif But now that I understand things here better, my understanding of the Epic universe is becoming clearer...more----orderlysmile.gif (And to think, I have Chaos himself, to thank for thiswink.gif

post #47 of 56

Just a 6? TC, (that's Tim Cook to his bro's) has hooked us the 6S's.

post #48 of 56
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Originally Posted by zentune View Post

  Sorry, everyone. I must admit, that at first, my feelings about this thread were somewhat mmmmm........Chaoticrolleyes.gif But now that I understand things here better, my understanding of the Epic universe is becoming clearer...more----orderlysmile.gif (And to think, I have Chaos himself, to thank for thiswink.gif

 

From Chaos comes enlightenment.tongue.gif

post #49 of 56
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Originally Posted by mtcyclist View Post

From Chaos comes enlightenment.tongue.gif

And awesome videos to get you pumped up for the holidays....

post #50 of 56

FKNA brotha' damn fine music there.  I just downloaded it as a  ring tone; isn't that what all the hip kids do? th_dunno-1[1].gif

post #51 of 56
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Originally Posted by Chaos View Post

I spend my days skiing around looking for someone to ski with but nobody can keep up and no one candle handle the terrain I ski. This is getting boring. At night I cruise the town, hit all the bars, listen closely to conversations in hopes that I can find some truly elite skiers. But then, when I get them out there on the slopes I make them look like fools. I've even skied with most of the these "pro" skiers. I wonder where I can go to find some real skiers.
Here's hoping this season will be different.

Here's a thought....

Maybe, just maybe, people who attempt to ski with you only need to ski with you for part of a run before they realize you don't know what you're doing and dangerous to ski with.

 

Not accusing, just saying. 

post #52 of 56
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Originally Posted by Trekchick View Post

Here's a thought....

Maybe, just maybe, people who attempt to ski with you only need to ski with you for part of a run before they realize you don't know what you're doing and dangerous to ski with.

 

Not accusing, just saying. 

 

Unpossible.   He's too fast for such nitpickers to see anything. 

post #53 of 56

yeah, clearly it is those without the skills are the one who fear his awesomeness. 

post #54 of 56

Yes but it's not the one's who are afraid that are the problem for my man. It's all the wanna bees that think they can hang.

 

I empathize with you Chaos; while I am only a recreational skier, no one will ever confuse me with an elite skier, I do play Bocce professionally. I sometimes hang out at Garibaldi's or the Sons to relax when I am not away on tour and it gets so tiring with goombas challenging me all the time, trying to get some secret tips or beat me to impress their girls. I can't count all the ragazza italiano bella that are hanging around and on me, smelling of cheap chianti, diNobli and sardines, trying to distract me so their partner might score a point. It's tiring. I am so glad the off season has begun so I can just chill, ski, relax and blend into the background of mountain life.

post #55 of 56

CHAOS - WELCOME BACK.

 

People wonder where you were all summer - simple -  While in Alaska this September I saw Chaos climbing/skinning and skiing Redoubt Mt on the North side.  Ice sheets, cliff bands, crevases, deep deep powder.  He skied it all on his classic Rossi Strato 217 boards and looked absolute great doing it.  Chaos my idol.

 

If you look real close you will see him descending the north slopes, he's hard to see only because he is going Mach 7.  Atta way to ski Chaos.  Welcome back !

 

 

 

1000

post #56 of 56

The Man returns.

 

 

Cue the Sergio Leone music..........

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