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Self-Help for Losers: Recipes for Life by Jackson Hogen

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Hey, boys and girls, want to be Winners? There are really only two ways to do this: actually win something, or read Jackson Hogen's latest book, Self-Help for Losers: Recipes for Life. When I check back later and you're still a bunch of Losers, well, at least I tried. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008GFNWJC is the first step on the path to Enlightenment. Coming soon in nook. 

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If it's anywhere near as entertaining and informative as a chairlift ride with you, the price is a bargain.  Looking forward to reading it.

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I have to admit this looks like a fun read. 

I like the description. 

 

 

 

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Now is a dangerous time to be a Loser. Based on research we didn’t do, 90% of Job Creators won’t hire Losers, which explains the soaring unemployment rate. To get America back in gear, this book will guide Losers out of the Loser Wilderness™ all the way to non-Loser status. Those with the inner strength to read the linchpin 9th Chapter, Recipes for Life, will experience the sublime transformation to Winner-hood, all for only $3.99, or about what you’d pay for a kilo of spoiled rutabagas. Find out about Winning in the Future (the hedge fund manager’s Bible), and the cornerstone skill of Proactive Avoidance™. This is the only book allowed in circulation by renowned Spirit Guide, Thinkist™ and Winner, Jackson Hogen, aka the Pontiff of Powder, pictured on the cover in his official regalia prior to performing a powerful healing (pricing inquiries welcome).

 

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Somehow I have the feeling that the "Loser Wilderness" encompasses most of the planet.  So, spending $4 to be led out of it by the "Pontiff of Powder" has to be the act of a winner (right JH?).

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