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Actually the oboe is a great instrument, when played well. The problem is the playing well part. When played poorly it's excruciating.
Q. How can you tell there's a trombone player at the door?
A. He drags when he knocks.
Q. What do you call 500 trombones at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.
Q. What do you call someone who knows how to play trombone, but doesn't?
A. A gentleman.
And one for all of you musicians out there:
A teacher asks a trombone player, "What's the subdominant of F major?"
The trombonist replies, "I though F major was the subdominant!"