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GREAT poster.  Take it you are not an oboe fan.

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Here's one just for you Posaune.

What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead trombone player in the road?

The snake was probably on the way to a gig.
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GREAT poster.  Take it you are not an oboe fan.

Actually the oboe is a great instrument, when played well.  The problem is the playing well part.  When played poorly it's excruciating.

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Here's one just for you Posaune.

What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead trombone player in the road?

The snake was probably on the way to a gig.

Q.  How can you tell there's a trombone player at the door?

 

A.  He drags when he knocks.

 

Q. What do you call 500 trombones at the bottom of the ocean?

 

A.  A good start.

 

Q.  What do you call someone who knows how to play trombone, but doesn't?

 

A.  A gentleman.

 

And one for all of you musicians out there:

 

A teacher asks a trombone player, "What's the subdominant of F major?"

The trombonist replies, "I though F major was the subdominant!"

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