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post #31 of 69
6/7/12 at 11:18am

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I was once asked on the street by a hobo in rags to define epic. I was perplexed. I mean, there is that song by Faith No More, there is nuking the opposition on Call of Duty, there is chugging two liters of beer from a boot and then, there is this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Originally Posted by Finndog View Post

Beyond, what kind of helmet do you suggest for skiing out west one week a season?

ninja.jpg Sorry this picture is so small but i forgot to mention that you can wear the turtle shell on your head just like a helmet.

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post #32 of 69
6/7/12 at 11:30am

Skilogik Ullr's Chariot TT: -  Wide enough for pow & crud, torsionally stiff with plenty of sidecut for carving on hard snow, quick enough for trees & glades, ok in the bumps & twin tip for switch, pipe & park.

 

http://www.epicski.com/products/2012-ski-logik-ullrs-chariot-ski

 

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Now the thread is over,

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JF

 

PS:  The graphics are pretty cool too.

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post #33 of 69
6/7/12 at 12:30pm
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Originally Posted by jimmy View Post

ninja.jpg Sorry this picture is so small but i forgot to mention that you can wear the turtle shell on your head just like a helmet.

 

Yeah. I didn't realize how versitle that is. I will have to take a look and get back; does it accomodate a sardine tin holder though?

 

Snowfun3- if you were a real expert you could get 40% powder with your "expert card"  see, you just have to show it at the ticket window in the AM.

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post #34 of 69
6/7/12 at 12:32pm

and a dallop of boredom.....

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Originally Posted by Skierish View Post

 

Hmmm, I don't think I would characterize the contents of these posts as "irony," but I do see a significant amount of good 'o sarcasm and just a smidgen of facetiousness.

 

Besides, how do we know he isn't an "Expert?"  CWagner could simply be a pseudonym for the likes of say...CWest, who may have lost his sponsor-provided skis and has now turned to Epicski to help sort the wheat from the chaff within the dizzying array of other ski choices.

 

 

Before deciding on what helmet the OP should use, shouldn't we first determine once and for all if he (or anyone) should even wear one or not???  

Otherwise, it just seems a little Putting the Cart Before the Horse(ish)...

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post #35 of 69
6/7/12 at 3:35pm
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Originally Posted by gregmerz View Post

 

Easy.  None other than the AC30...


Damn - AC30 - FKNA - why didn't I think of that! Thanks Greg. AC30 - right the ski that does EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! Yo - CWAGNER - Volkl AC30 - perfect for EVERY condition (many here believe that - honest!)

 

And right, where are you Finnblog when I needed You! (FYI - back in DK now - Christiania tonight - everythings's OK ;-))

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post #36 of 69
6/7/12 at 6:31pm

How to tell an Expert skier.

1. He/she has a Sponge Bob Square pants backpack.

2. Your name is CHOAS or BB.

3. He/she kills it on old school skis.

4.Your turn.

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post #37 of 69
6/7/12 at 8:00pm

......................................eek.gif...................................Ummmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I s'pect the OP has departed for greener pastures.

 

Just say'in

 

SJ

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post #38 of 69
6/7/12 at 8:07pm
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Originally Posted by 4ster View Post

Skilogik Ullr's Chariot TT: -  Wide enough for pow & crud, torsionally stiff with plenty of sidecut for carving on hard snow, quick enough for trees & glades, ok in the bumps & twin tip for switch, pipe & park.

 

http://www.epicski.com/products/2012-ski-logik-ullrs-chariot-ski

 

530380_10151666924475018_830505017_23771512_1986070411_n.jpg

 

Now the thread is over,

wink.gif

JF

 

PS:  The graphics are pretty cool too.

 

AND..............they mostly look like they were carved out with chisels by Fred and Barney.............................Don't wanna forget any of the good features.

 

biggrin.gif..........................SJ

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post #39 of 69
6/7/12 at 9:15pm
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Originally Posted by SierraJim View Post

 

AND..............they mostly look like they were carved out with chisels by Fred and Barney.............................Don't wanna forget any of the good features.

 

biggrin.gif..........................SJ

"So simple, even a cave man can do it"

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post #40 of 69
6/8/12 at 6:11am
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Originally Posted by slider View Post

How to tell an Expert skier.

1. He/she has a Sponge Bob Square pants backpack.

2. Your name is CHOAS or BB.

3. He/she kills it on old school skis.

4.Your turn.

5. Five hundred dollar jacket.

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post #41 of 69
6/8/12 at 6:53am
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Originally Posted by SierraJim View Post

......................................eek.gif...................................Ummmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I s'pect the OP has departed for WHITERtongue.gif and steeper pastures.

 

Just say'in

 

SJ

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post #42 of 69
6/8/12 at 7:17am

Fixed it for you!  icon14.gif  Purdy ski's fer sure! 

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Originally Posted by SierraJim View Post

 

AND..............they mostly look like they were carved out with chisels by Chan Fred and Chen Barney.............................Don't wanna forget any of the good features.

 

biggrin.gif..........................SJ

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post #43 of 69
6/8/12 at 7:20am
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Originally Posted by jimmy View Post

5. Five hundred dollar jacket.

Ahh, yes but dont' forget the number of pockets and zippers are also factors here.

 

How about this one? Does it match the OP boots?  I think this version (its the one I am rockin' this season) of Sponge bob pack is perfect, the colors go nicely and "your a winner" is exactly how you should announce to the resort that you are an expert.  (Jimmy, note the upper sardine holder pocket)

 

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Edited by Finndog - 6/8/12 at 8:19am
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post #44 of 69
6/8/12 at 7:44am
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Originally Posted by crgildart View Post

Hey, I gave a serious answer below the tongue and cheek deferral to Chaos.  Speaking of serious answers..... Rockers are terrible in a half pipe and not so great on other park features or hard pack, actually terrible to the point of dangerous in a pipe or landing ramps.  A joke followed by good advice is better than a condemnation followed a kiss of death.

Uh, last time I checked Line's website, the P90 you recommend has 500 mm of early rise, and not clear about a true twin tail. So is your joke followed by advice that contradicts itself better than a "condemnation" (can't figure out who I'm condemning but hey, send 'em all to the gallows) followed by advice pointing to three respected twin park/terrain skis, two higher level pure rec (Dead Money and Wall) and one that's used by K2's team (Domain)? Hmmm. This is a tough one...wink.gif

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Originally Posted by Finndog View Post

Beyond, what kind of helmet do you suggest for skiing out west one week a season?

I personally would recommend this one, which has passed the rigorous IS9ESPN Euro certifications that only I'm smart enough to know about: http://www.rei.com/product/833928/raskullz-bike-helmet-kids

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post #45 of 69
6/8/12 at 8:11am

I feel a photoshop moment coming on.............

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post #46 of 69
6/8/12 at 8:12am

I like this but can you fry dough and carry sardine on that one? 

 

I Added the helmet to the ensemble above.....

 

 

 

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post #47 of 69
6/8/12 at 8:24am

I'm calling you out Finn,sort of. If you wear that get up to a bar at a ski resort nest season I will buy all the liquor you can drink. Are ya up for it?

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post #48 of 69
6/8/12 at 8:26am

^^^^ No, mine was the dragon. The testers were concerned that the cat's ears could be used to impale passing skiers. Particularly the NASA titanium alloy Kitty Goes To Space model (not pictured, $7,349 with shipping). 

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post #49 of 69
6/8/12 at 8:59am
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Originally Posted by beyond View Post

Uh, last time I checked Line's website, the P90 you recommend has 500 mm of early rise, and not clear about a true twin tail. So is your joke followed by advice that contradicts itself better than a "condemnation" (can't figure out who I'm condemning but hey, send 'em all to the gallows) followed by advice pointing to three respected twin park/terrain skis, two higher level pure rec (Dead Money and Wall) and one that's used by K2's team (Domain)? Hmmm. This is a tough one...wink.gif

I personally would recommend this one, which has passed the rigorous IS9ESPN Euro certifications that only I'm smart enough to know about: http://www.rei.com/product/833928/raskullz-bike-helmet-kids


I do not think that word you use means what it is you think it means.  Early rise <> Rocker.  Show me two xgames competitors that ski half pipe on rockers.  I haven't seen anybody tearing up a pipe on rockers.

 

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post #50 of 69
6/8/12 at 9:34am

Oooh, I want one!!

 

 

 

 

 

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post #51 of 69
6/8/12 at 9:50am

I'm leaning towards full coverage to spare my model features from the gnarly tree branches..

 

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post #52 of 69
6/8/12 at 9:58am
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Originally Posted by beyond View Post

^^^^ No, mine was the dragon. The testers were concerned that the cat's ears could be used to impale passing skiers. Particularly the NASA titanium alloy Kitty Goes To Space model (not pictured, $7,349 with shipping). 

 

 

If they would just give me Free shipping I would be all over that!  (isn't free shipping just the best? ) icon14.gifwink.gif

 

 

Hey if the OP is still around you need to post up, we're harmless. Put your big-boy panties on and jump in  beercheer.gif

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post #53 of 69
6/8/12 at 10:02am
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Originally Posted by slider View Post

I'm calling you out Finn,sort of. If you wear that get up to a bar at a ski resort nest season I will buy all the liquor you can drink. Are ya up for it?

 

Slider, I appreciate the offer but I could not consume enough liquor.....

 

BTW- that jacket is $800.00!  on sale 1/2 off (plus shipping)

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post #54 of 69
6/8/12 at 11:52am

Dude you drink $30.00 beers i think slider is in trouble, my complements on the jacket, it really ummm compliments your backpack.

 

 

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Mr. Krabs: "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly."

No kid that's the Sardine in ma pocket.

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post #55 of 69
6/8/12 at 12:02pm

I really like the Dallas Cowboys type stars on the sleeves. 

 

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post #56 of 69
6/8/12 at 12:20pm

a blatant attempt at capturing the the "texas" crowd...

 

notice the TEAM lettering with the star...

 

http://www.teamamerica.com/  F' yeah! 

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post #57 of 69
6/8/12 at 12:22pm
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Originally Posted by jimmy View Post

Dude you drink $30.00 beers i think slider is in trouble, my complements on the jacket, it really ummm compliments your backpack.

 

 

No kid that's the Sardine in ma pocket.

Dude, this combo is totally rad and awesome, I can ski so much better now.  I will let you wear it for a few runs next season, you will get your carving skis up on edge so high!

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post #58 of 69
6/8/12 at 12:49pm

Think I'd rather have the sardines.

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post #59 of 69
6/8/12 at 1:07pm

Be careful with the sardines once you take them out of the tin.

 

 

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Originally Posted by Finndog View Post

Dude, this combo is totally rad and awesome, I can ski so much better now.  I will let you wear it for a few runs next season, you will get your carving skis up on edge so high!

Cool, maybe you would be interested in some sort of time share arrangement, when you're not using the jacket I could wear it. I'd probably need to use the SpongeBob back pack as well i'm afraid my green NinjaTurtle backpack would clash with the steezey jacket! Now i gotta figgure out what color tall tee??

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post #60 of 69
6/8/12 at 1:22pm
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Originally Posted by jimmy View Post

Be careful with the sardines once you take them out of the tin.

 

 

Cool, maybe you would be interested in some sort of time share arrangement, when you're not using the jacket I could wear it. I'd probably need to use the SpongeBob back pack as well i'm afraid my green NinjaTurtle backpack would clash with the steezey jacket! Now i gotta figgure out what color tall tee??


Maybe you could add a little Marlboro smoke flavor to the sardines while you have them?drool.gif

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