Left Ski - "I'm guessing you have never heard of something called wax, right? Not to mention, you have pulled my retarded half brother out of retirement (Armada) because he has somewhat better edges. Where's the love man?"
Right Ski - "Holy Sh*t! A talking ski! Oh, by the way, We are both getting a little tired of your girly cowardly screaming everytime you flail helplessly through the air."