Skiing Sucks when you are standing in the Tram line waiting to ski resort moguls after paying $100 for a lift ticket when you could be bootpacking up toward Glory Bowl from Teton Pass--
Skiing Sucks when you are making pretty little instructor turns on Cheater Carver skis when you could be ripping trenches on the same race skis that Ted Ligety uses--.
Skiing Sucks when you are face planting your way down the Hoback Sun Crust on the same skis Ted Ligety uses when you could be rocking on your early rise Banana skis---.
Skiing Sucks when you are skidding around, tips flopping in the breeze with your Reverse Inverse Everything Gen Y skis when you could be breaking the double nickel on your 210 Super G's.
Skiing sucks when the cow moose in the Mangy Moose start dancing.
Let's face it--- Skiing Sucks. So stay home and eat Natchos in front of the Game of the Week and leave the skiing to us mental retards.