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post #31 of 54

I'm a ski instructor!  smile.gif

post #32 of 54
Thread Starter 

you know, a master list has to be made.

post #33 of 54

I'm on skinny skis sometimes.  Sorry Bruh.

post #34 of 54

I get up before the crack of noon...

post #35 of 54

I DON'T get up super early anymore to ski.  Meet me at the bullwheel at 10:30?duck.gif

 

Hey Sevv.  Are you single (as in riding the lift, not socially)?
beercheer.gif

 

 

OK lazy is taken so...

 

 

 

 

I don't drink, not even beerredface.gif
 

post #36 of 54

I don't stop for lunch.

post #37 of 54

If im taking a ski break at work im wearing overalls and leather gloves.

I have no style in the park.

 

 

post #38 of 54

my pants are too baggy

i dont race

i have twin tips

they think i will want to be in the park all day

they think i cant turn

i listen to music therefore they cant talk to me

"my skis are on backwards"- old lifty at work tells me this every single day. hilarious.

post #39 of 54

I'm too slow.

post #40 of 54

I ski in the midwest.

post #41 of 54
Thread Starter 

I always want first tracks.  I always lead over rocks.  (not, but that would do it, eh)

post #42 of 54

I ski Northstar biggrin.gif - Squaw Snobs won't consider such a terrible plight.

post #43 of 54
Thread Starter 

You should have heard the Squaw regulars gushing over N star, superior management and business plan, better equipment, better and more snow, it went on endlessly.

 

 

post #44 of 54

Hijack:

There is a difference between a Squaw Regular and a Squaw Snob. wink.gif

post #45 of 54
Thread Starter 

regulars I know complain so much about Squaw that I doubt that snobbism is their attitude. biggrin.gif
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trekchick View Post

Hijack:

There is a difference between a Squaw Regular and a Squaw Snob. wink.gif



 

post #46 of 54
I don't care if I get core shots
post #47 of 54

I attempt to kill everyone in the group when I am leading. Also, G.N.A.R.

post #48 of 54

I refuse to remove the pole straps from my wrists when boarding the lift.  I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

post #49 of 54

The absolute, very best reason:

 

NFOPD!

 

 

post #50 of 54
Thread Starter 

ummmm, never fogets other people's dope. that would cause a vote to ostracize.

ahhh, I give up, ya' can't leave it like that, what about the compiled list?

post #51 of 54
I coach 6-9 year olds.
I navigate lift lines faster than you do.
I ski fast.
post #52 of 54

Why don't we say "Why we don't want to ski with them?"

post #53 of 54

I wake up at 4:30 and am on the road by 5:00 or so ready to go skiing. I invited a friend of mine, who wasn't much of a skier to go skiing with me one time. Apparently, I forgot to tell him that I get up early to go skiing since I don't like to waste any time. He thought his place was being robbed when I banged on his door at 5am.

post #54 of 54
Thread Starter 

So that the thread has some of the quality of a confessional, and self deprecation has a voice here.
 

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Originally Posted by MTROB View Post

Why don't we say "Why we don't want to ski with them?"



 

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