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Skiing superheroes (or villians)

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In a thread on kids instruction, someone used the phrase supernatural growth, I bet they meant spiritual growth but it stuck in my head and prompted the following post....

 

/snip

....the phrase "supernatural growth" has given me a brain worm.  I am sure you meant something reasonable like harmony with nature, but while showering I had the following vision:

 

Daughter and I are getting hot chocolate in the lodge.  She is carrying on a conversation with the spirit of Shane McConkey trying to convince him that Justin Bieber is a great musician (he isn't buying).  We walk out to the lift and she smites with eye-fire a few goobers blocking the lift line trying to figure out how to put on their gear.  We ride the lifts to the summit, where she raises her arms and intones (this kind of thing must be intoned, not just spoken) "By the power of some unpronounceable, forgotten,long ago and possibly completely made up by an SF writer semi-deity I command.....SNOW!"  Followed by a 2 foot snow dump.

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What would your "supernatural" skier be capable of?

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Riding the lift bar up, no helmet, strapless poles, skiing SL skis in powder, skiing fat skis on a race course and in bumps after not scraping their wax.. all while smoking, listening to music,  and talking on their cell phone.yahoo.gif

 

 

Oh, and they left their gear bag blocking their spot at a table in the lodge.wink.gif

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