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post #61 of 79

WOW, Im actually ALOT less douchey than I thought

 

how much for asking if its OK to start smoking (ciggs and/or herb) on the lift, having a sterotypical NYC accent, and wearing Giants apparel on the slopes?

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(+) Doucheyness

Skiing switch through a slow zone or area that can be seen from chairlift +5

Loudly discussing how great your last run was in the chalet +5

Bragging about secret pow stash +5

Maching through a slow zone +5

Swearing in chalet where people can hear +10

Riding chairlift with headphones +10

Complaining about snow conditions + 10

Coming into lift line too fast +10

Yelling off chairlift +10

 

 

(-)Doucheyness

Helping out a young kid -5

Giving directions to tourists -5

Thanking a ski patroller - 5

Thanking liftie -10

Doing old school tricks (spraffy, back scratcher, trend star, etc) for fun -10

Making other skiers feel included -10

Talking to other people on chairlift or in gondola -10

Giving a new skier some pointers or some help -10

Skiing in control -10

Pay attention to the safety of others -10

Help an injured skier on the hill -10

Treat the mountain like it is shared, not just belonging to you -10

Let somebody else take your spot in lift line while you wait for somebody else -5

Wait for your friends at the bottom of the hill -5

Give a snowboarder a tow on the flats -10

Buy drinks for your friends after day is over -10

Do anything that makes skiing more fun, instead of serious -10

Be thankful that you have the privilege to ski, some others don't -20

 

 



 


Edited by Kase-1 - 1/4/12 at 3:44pm
post #62 of 79


It was a mistake to feature her in bikinis with any pretense of "beauty" or "sexiness."

 

LV's photos were nice.  They didn't need to spoil it with Julia and the snowboard girls...

post #63 of 79


 

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Originally Posted by LiveJazz View Post

Asking people how much their ski attire costs +100. 
 

"Hey, are you wearing a Bahgner?? How much did that thing cost?" rolleyes.gif
 

 

 

Originally Posted by Finndog View Post
 

its pronounce bOgner, correct pronounciation is +20  - and the "Jet Set" pants are on sale!  $798.99  I can't imagine she'd be caught dead in ski clothing that's on sale..

 

Couldn't find the jacket



 


 

Yes, incorrect Bogner pronunciation (Bahgner) is worth a bonus DIN points multiplier. 

 

I am undecided on the points or lack of points assigned for wearing Bogner in the first place. It depends. Some people pull it off. Covered in those silly patches is definitely worth points. 

post #64 of 79

 

(+) Doucheyness

 

Using touring bindings at a resort (to walk up to lift line) +10

Skiing switch through a slow zone or area that can be seen from chairlift +5

Maching through a slow zone +5

Using powder skis when there is no powder to be found +10

Using equipment that is brand new +5

Using equipment that probably belonged to your dad 30 years ago, instead of just renting +5

Accumulating lift passes on your jacket/pants +10

Having accounts on multiple ski forums +5

Being better than I am +5

 

60

 

(-)Doucheyness

Helping somebody put their bindings on after a crash -5

Helping out a young kid -5

Giving directions to tourists -5

Thanking liftie -10

Talking to other people on chairlift or in gondola -10

Giving a new skier some pointers or some help -10

Skiing in control -10

Help an injured skier on the hill -10

Treat the mountain like it is shared, not just belonging to you -10

Wait for your friends at the bottom of the hill -5

Buy drinks for your friends after day is over -10

 

-90

 

=  -30 douchyness....wait, add +10 for replying got this thread.

 

 

post #65 of 79
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Originally Posted by Vitamin Ski View Post



So now people with shorter legs are douches?

 

Or is it OK if your ski pants were 90 bucks?



Naw, shorten or lengthen is fine.  But tailoring ("we'll take this in" or "we'll let this out") on a G-tex or similar type of garment.....

 

post #66 of 79

I propose an exemption for wearing a Steelers Jersey.  -10

 

Go Stillers!

 

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post #67 of 79

I get douche points for wearing a one-piece suit on big powder days because I don't like digging snow out of my ass crack, plus I say ass crack really loudly in the lodge if anyone asks about the suit, plus bonus connection points for putting the two together. And, I'll start towing snowboarders on flats about the same time they stop sliding into me.

post #68 of 79
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Originally Posted by georgert View Post

I get douche points for wearing a one-piece suit on big powder days because I don't like digging snow out of my ass crack, plus I say ass crack really loudly in the lodge if anyone asks about the suit, plus bonus connection points for putting the two together.



icon14.gif I like this guy's style. 

post #69 of 79

Girls in stretch pants - elevnty trillionspit.gif

post #70 of 79

 

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Originally Posted by Vitamin Ski View Post

...Girls who are so concerned with flaunting their hair they only wear a headband (and no helmet), not realizing the lack of respect they show for their own brain is actually NOT sexy.

 

+5000

 

Helmet nazis +50 

 

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Originally Posted by Vitamin Ski View Post

...Blowing your nose out one nostril off the lift

 

+1 million


Oh, sorry.  That didn't hit you, did it?  

 

post #71 of 79

 Chair swinging needs to be at least +30, its just stupid, incredibly dangerous and stupid.

Do I get negative points while working on the hill?

Old school tricks are negative, AWSOME! Im gonna Daffy The sh#$ out of this!

 

post #72 of 79
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Originally Posted by crgildart View Post

Girls in stretch pants - elevnty trillionspit.gif



I truely miss girls in stretch pants.  I love the 70's.

 

post #73 of 79

it's definitely a "+" of some sorts UNLESS you are old (more mentally speaking than cronoligically) and are skiing at Bachelor's Gulch and cruising the Blues with your 20-something trophy wife....

 

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Originally Posted by LiveJazz View Post


 


 

Yes, incorrect Bogner pronunciation (Bahgner) is worth a bonus DIN points multiplier. 

 

I am undecided on the points or lack of points assigned for wearing Bogner in the first place. It depends. Some people pull it off. Covered in those silly patches is definitely worth points. 



 

post #74 of 79
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Originally Posted by Tog View Post

Time for a refresher:

 

"I shred the gnar without even having to try. I'm totally killing it and I should probably be a guide in Alaska because I'm such a powder technician."

utterly hilarious.

 

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5987841/truth-about-powder-skis



Dude!  You just don't get it!



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Originally Posted by ScotsSkier View Post

anyone want to work out a Richie Rich score?  devil.gif



He hasn't been around in a while.  I kinda miss him.



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Originally Posted by crgildart View Post

Girls in stretch pants - elevnty trillionspit.gif


 

 



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Originally Posted by SpikeDog View Post



I truely miss girls in stretch pants.  I love the 70's.

 

You should show up at retro day. wink.gif
 

 

post #75 of 79

this is true with some obvious limitations and disclaimers...... 

 

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Originally Posted by SpikeDog View Post



I truely miss girls in stretch pants.  I love the 70's.

 



 

post #76 of 79

hey, hey, hey! a douche is NOT just someone you don't like. give it a rest.

Someone said this could be a chance to raise awareness. NOT.

Another minus suggestion: Say good morning to people, randomly and with a big smile. At first people looked surprised if you don't know them, but then they get it.

post #77 of 79


If no one's noticed, "stretch pants", have migrated from the slopes to the street.

We can thank Yoga and Pilates.
So how could they be ok on the street, and not on the hill?

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Originally Posted by Finndog View Post

this is true with some obvious limitations and disclaimers...... 

 

Quote:
Originally Posted by SpikeDog View Post

I truely miss girls in stretch pants.  I love the 70's.

 



 

 

post #78 of 79

hmm, some people just should not wear them.  Kind of like how no one wants to see my pale-albino tinted skin in the summer.....  not nice......

post #79 of 79

Call me a douche, but this thread does not meet our imagined high standards for post quality at Epicski. 

 

Sending to the locker.

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