One day I was on the chair with a young shredhead.
I was suited and running NASTAR.
He assured me that....
...."Racers are nothing but dogs in helmets!"
So look, you dogs.
You are puttin' in a pretty sorry performance this season (so far).
Check our results
Only 4 members have run.
Last year we did pretty good and finished 7th Nationally as I recall.
We need more of our team to run some gates.
Besides, a race course is the safest place to ski during the holidaze.
Get out there and take one for the team!
You don't want our coach to visit you!