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post #1 of 11
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so, I got this fat bruise on my shin and decided I was a bitch (it hurt!)

and the fine people at Start Haus cut me out a piece of foam, but some tape on it and....

EUREKA! I'm not a bitch anymore 

 

feel free to share your overly personal stories outlining your bodily functions below.

we might as well have some show and tell since there is no snow

post #2 of 11

Bodily functions?

 

Well, there was this time when I got to the Starthaus, and some guy was helping me fit my boots, and he went to the back area where boots get messed with and skis get mounted and tuned so he could mess with MY boots, and I sat there on the bench where you sit higher than the guy fitting your boots, and I thought, 'man, I really need to GO', so I walked around through the merchandise area toward the back where I let Ziggy out this one time to GO in the woodsy area behind the shop past the dumpster while trying to make sure he didn't wander off too bad because I wanted to so not lose him because he's a pretty cool dog and PnT would miss his friendly ass and (OK wait just a minute because I am messing with time like they did in Pulp Fiction and Memento, going back to a spot where the story digresses to make the 'present' make more sense) I really just wanted him to finish GOING so I could drive down the street in a car that wasn't mine and get a couple of breakfast burritos...

 

In any event, I found the 'Little Boy's Room' just past the merchandise area, which probably works just as good for 'Girls', and I WENT, which felt FANTASTIC, and then I headed back around to the 'higher-up' bench and sat there until some guy came back with my boots and they fit a whole lot better after that, so I drove a car that wasn't mine to the hill and skied the rest of the day and had lunch which included some AMAZING garlic french fries and some apple cider that made me feel warm and silly and I tried to teach myself to ski off the kickers at the terrain park and actually didn't fall and bust my tailbone (which really hurts when you bust it; laughing/coughing/sneezing HURTS with a busted tailbone.  Trust me) at all, it was fun and I had the best time I can remember with my friends.  The End.


Edited by FairToMiddlin - 12/20/11 at 8:44pm
post #3 of 11

Quote:  "and I sat there on the bench where you sit higher than the guy fitting your boots, and I thought, 'man, I really need to GO',"

 

Note to self:  Man, I do NOT want to ever work in a situation where my face is at the same level as someone else's a$$......

post #4 of 11
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Originally Posted by thesoggycow View Post

feel free to share your overly personal stories outlining your bodily functions below.

we might as well have some show and tell since there is no snow


I'll admit... I have observed some skiers from the back and haven't been entirely sure if they were male or female.  Ski clothes and helmets can make people look like androgynous aliens.

 

post #5 of 11


So I think you ate the brown acid?  Just get to a safe place and it will wear off eventually...  icon14.gif

 

Did I miss something or did you remember to let Ziggy back in? 

 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FairToMiddlin View Post

Bodily functions?

 

Well, there was this time when I got to the Starthaus, and some guy was helping me fit my boots, and he went to the back area where boots get messed with and skis get mounted and tuned so he could mess with MY boots, and I sat there on the bench where you sit higher than the guy fitting your boots, and I thought, 'man, I really need to GO', so I walked around through the merchandise area toward the back where I let Ziggy out this one time to GO in the woodsy area behind the shop past the dumpster while trying to make sure he didn't wander off too bad because I wanted to so not lose him because he's a pretty cool dog and PnT would miss his friendly ass and (OK wait just a minute because I am messing with time like they did in Pulp Fiction and Memento, going back to a spot where the story digresses to make the 'present' make more sense) I really just wanted him to finish GOING so I could drive down the street in a car that wasn't mine and get a couple of breakfast burritos...

 

In any event, I found the 'Little Boy's Room' just past the merchandise area, which probably works just as good for 'Girls', and I WENT, which felt FANTASTIC, and then I headed back around to the 'higher-up' bench and sat there until some guy came back with my boots and they fit a whole lot better after that, so I drove a car that wasn't mine to the hill and skied the rest of the day and had lunch which included some AMAZING garlic french fries and some apple cider that made me feel warm and silly and I tried to teach myself to ski off the kickers at the terrain park and actually didn't fall and bust my tailbone (which really hurts when you bust it; laughing/coughing/sneezing HURTS with a busted tailbone.  Trust me) at all, it was fun and I had the best time I can remember with my friends.  The End.



 

post #6 of 11

Umm finndog you had trouble following that?? Pain meds kicking in early today?? He took Ziggy for burritos at a joint called the Matrix, anyways

 

Bodily functions and show and tell?

 

I slipped on some shiny slippery ice going from the bootup room to the car at about 4:20 on Saturday evening, walking along with warren, bag in my left, err, right my left hand when my right foot slipped and took my left foot out from under me, slam down on right hip, hurt. Fortunately I did not hit my head as I was not wareing a helmet that day but I wasn't sure if I was coming or going, it seems i was coming from the bootup room going to the car, coming from the car going to the bar to medicate and be safe. It's just a bruise nothing broke here people but my highly developed qualities of reserve and modesty prevent me from showing you the bruise, it's a real doozie, still purple. Any suggestions for therapy would be appreciated. That's all for now, I really gotta GO. 

post #7 of 11
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Originally Posted by FairToMiddlin View Post

Bodily functions?

 

Well, there was this time when I got to the Starthaus, and some guy was helping me fit my boots, and he went to the back area where boots get messed with and skis get mounted and tuned so he could mess with MY boots, and I sat there on the bench where you sit higher than the guy fitting your boots, and I thought, 'man, I really need to GO', so I walked around through the merchandise area toward the back where I let Ziggy out this one time to GO in the woodsy area behind the shop past the dumpster while trying to make sure he didn't wander off too bad because I wanted to so not lose him because he's a pretty cool dog and PnT would miss his friendly ass and (OK wait just a minute because I am messing with time like they did in Pulp Fiction and Memento, going back to a spot where the story digresses to make the 'present' make more sense) I really just wanted him to finish GOING so I could drive down the street in a car that wasn't mine and get a couple of breakfast burritos...

 

In any event, I found the 'Little Boy's Room' just past the merchandise area, which probably works just as good for 'Girls', and I WENT, which felt FANTASTIC, and then I headed back around to the 'higher-up' bench and sat there until some guy came back with my boots and they fit a whole lot better after that, so I drove a car that wasn't mine to the hill and skied the rest of the day and had lunch which included some AMAZING garlic french fries and some apple cider that made me feel warm and silly and I tried to teach myself to ski off the kickers at the terrain park and actually didn't fall and bust my tailbone (which really hurts when you bust it; laughing/coughing/sneezing HURTS with a busted tailbone.  Trust me) at all, it was fun and I had the best time I can remember with my friends.  The End.


See if Old Boot can top that.  

If Yuki were still around, he'd have a story for sure.

 

 

post #8 of 11

I've noticed that when I eat awesome drool.gif Mexican food at 8pm beercheer.gif then drive up 5k-8K or more to a ski lodge at 8am the next morning my pants change at least two full sizes smaller/tighter as I arrive eek.gif  Look out, hopmad.gifget out of my wayhissyfit.gif.  I'll come back to the car for the gear laterROTF.gif

post #9 of 11

I was in a clinic today and was told to do "toilet turns".

Does that apply here?

Just askin'  th_dunno-1[1].gif

post #10 of 11
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Originally Posted by Trekchick View Post

I was in a clinic today and was told to do "toilet turns".

Does that apply here?

Just askin'  th_dunno-1[1].gif



Yep. ALP skiing. American Lavatory Position. Very common in both skiing and snowboarding. I'm pretty sure I read about it here on Epic.

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