Well, there was this time when I got to the Starthaus, and some guy was helping me fit my boots, and he went to the back area where boots get messed with and skis get mounted and tuned so he could mess with MY boots, and I sat there on the bench where you sit higher than the guy fitting your boots, and I thought, 'man, I really need to GO', so I walked around through the merchandise area toward the back where I let Ziggy out this one time to GO in the woodsy area behind the shop past the dumpster while trying to make sure he didn't wander off too bad because I wanted to so not lose him because he's a pretty cool dog and PnT would miss his friendly ass and (OK wait just a minute because I am messing with time like they did in Pulp Fiction and Memento, going back to a spot where the story digresses to make the 'present' make more sense) I really just wanted him to finish GOING so I could drive down the street in a car that wasn't mine and get a couple of breakfast burritos...
In any event, I found the 'Little Boy's Room' just past the merchandise area, which probably works just as good for 'Girls', and I WENT, which felt FANTASTIC, and then I headed back around to the 'higher-up' bench and sat there until some guy came back with my boots and they fit a whole lot better after that, so I drove a car that wasn't mine to the hill and skied the rest of the day and had lunch which included some AMAZING garlic french fries and some apple cider that made me feel warm and silly and I tried to teach myself to ski off the kickers at the terrain park and actually didn't fall and bust my tailbone (which really hurts when you bust it; laughing/coughing/sneezing HURTS with a busted tailbone. Trust me) at all, it was fun and I had the best time I can remember with my friends. The End.
Edited by FairToMiddlin - 12/20/11 at 8:44pm