I'm beginning to seriously hate you. Sure, you're cold right now, and the snow guns in central NY are blowing, but they haven't been for long. And I see you're planning to warm up again in a couple days. Are you really that lazy, Weather? I mean c'mon. Can't you at least manage low to mid 20's - even if it's only at night?
I'm holding up my end of the bargain. All the family skis are sharp and waxed, everyone's gear is checked and packed. And you're still in your underwear. GD you Weather. You are not getting any kind of present from me for Christmas. Jerk.
If I were on Facebook, I would unfriend you right now.