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How does a snowboarder say hello?

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"Sorry"

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Really? That joke wasn't funny 15 years ago. Still isn't.

 

Eurojerk.

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"Sorry"



What do you call a snowboarder with out a Girlfriend?

 

 

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Really? That joke wasn't funny 15 years ago. Still isn't.

 

Eurojerk.



What's the difference between a ski instructor and God?

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Originally Posted by Sinecure View PostReally? That joke wasn't funny 15 years ago. Still isn't.

 

Eurojerk.



You don't think so?

 

If not funny, then at least true....

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What do you call a snowboarder with out a Girlfriend?

 

 



 

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What's the difference between a ski instructor and God?


Now I'm curious popcorn.gif

 

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What do you call a snowboarder with out a Girlfriend?

 

 

Homeless
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Originally Posted by Sinecure View Post

Really? That joke wasn't funny 15 years ago. Still isn't.

 

Eurojerk.


Really?

I thought it was pretty funny 15 years ago when I was doing a little snowboarding.
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Now I'm curious popcorn.gif

 



Bob got the first one.

 

"What is the difference between a ski instructor and GOd"

 

"god doesnt think he is a Ski instructor"

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What do snowboarders use for birth control?

What's the difference between a snowboard instructor and a ski instructor?

What do you call a snowboarder in a suit and tie?

 

I've got lots of these....  And ski instructor jokes as well.

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What do snowboarders use for birth control?

 


Their personality.

 

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There are a snowboarder and a ski instructor blocking the trail.  Which do you run over?

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.The ski instructor.  Business before pleasure.

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What did the lifty get on the IQ test?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

drool

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Yo Dude.

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How does a snowboarder say hello?

"Cough!.....here.....cough"

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What do you call a snowboarder in a suit and tie?

 

 



The Defendant

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