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The Only Way to Ski bumps is the BWQ&SCAT!

post #1 of 7
11/27/11 at 6:00am
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So I since PMTS and SVMM have their catch phrase turns. I have my competing one. I call it BWQ&SCAT its stands for BushWacker's Quick & Short Carved Air Turns. Notice the Air is bigger simply because my technique is airborneBasically 

I am going to explain it in the most complicated way possible just like Nail explains his QCT's pretty basic right?

 

here are the guidelines

 

1.Just like Nail's turn my turn in the ONLY way to turn.  If you do other turning styles not only are your not skiing by an approved Bushwacker Method, you are also not skiing the best way!

 

2.my turn is quick and short because it sounds catchy, and its carved because its alot better sounding than saying skidded, in noway shape or form is this turn actually carved just like in no way or shape are QCT's carved.

 

3. If you do not go around the internet and post up how  freaking awesome BWQ&SCATs are I am kicking you out of my club.

 

4. You spend alot of time in the air.  I have no idea how your carving in the Air but just know you are.

 

5.You must jump on the upside of the bump and land on the next bump's downside. Again no matter what.

 

Here is a single Picture of me demonstrating this technique, do not worry loyal legions to my cause soon I will have at least 3 maybe 4 videos of the same skiing over over again to post up in any bump thread to show everyone why our(well its really mine!) technique is the best.

 

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post #2 of 7
11/27/11 at 7:24am

Good  instruction keeps it simple. You are an ambassador of negativity.

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post #3 of 7
11/27/11 at 7:31am
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Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA View Post

 I call it BWQ&SCAT its stands for BushWacker's Quick & Short Carved Air Turns.



Mind if I refer to it as a SH!Twhacker turn? (you said scat...)

 

In fact this could be used to describe a certain posting style as well. Pick a sh!tty topic that will attract interest like flies, best to use something bombastic that people will quickly want to contradict. As cyber-know-it-alls gather, whack steaming pile of ePooh with large cyber-stick. Hilarity ensues... and so does a 10 page thread.

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post #4 of 7
11/27/11 at 9:15am

I'm pretty sure this is the only technique that will allow you to carve very steep bumps that are covered in irony!

:-)

Some of us don't have snow and don't have anything better to do.

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post #5 of 7
11/27/11 at 7:33pm
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Originally Posted by dakine View Post
Some of us don't have snow and don't have anything better to do.


Those are truly the saddest words I've read in a month of Sundays.

 

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post #6 of 7
11/27/11 at 8:30pm

In the end there are only two ways to ski the bumps, while discussing it over a beer;

 

YOURS and MINE.

 

Yours is so much more elegant but mine is so much better.

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post #7 of 7
11/27/11 at 8:57pm

Wouldn't it be easier to just call it AirCarving, or the AC technique for short. 

Oh & BTW, Hannes Schneider was doing it a half century ago!

 

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JF

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