OK, now I get it, as a newbie he doesn't know - I said GAPIC, not GAPER- you even repeated it- Gapic, as in Gapicski, which is a nickname for this site. Stop getting your panties in a bunch and making assumptions based on being clueless.
Yes I live in FL, and ski a lot (dive and sail a lot too), and reserve the right to call this site Gapic, as is done so often (stick around a bit and learn before getting too smart).
Oh, and yes, it's more than a little ballsy to try to bear some relation to Shane then come off as you do. Either a personality rethink, or a screen name change is probably in order. Just try that name on TGR and see how it comes off.