Some of us can actually carve on the fat f-ers. Years of racing on icy slopes came in handy I guess. Sorry you can't.
It's an awesome feeling putting in fast GS turns on a powder day or even mashing through push piles without a pause. Watching the stoic, a-hole Austrian ski team flying down the hill on fatties a couple summers ago in Chile and actually hearing them laugh was amazing (they still cut in line and, I believe, ate babies for dinner).
Here's a pic of some guy finishing a carve, but to each his/her own. I'll continue to make slopes icy.