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Wayne Wong and Gaper Boy.jpg



 

Oh goodness, that car. Great photo, lousy car: A true embarassment. No car with as poor relative performance could be sold today.

 

Quote:http://ericpetersautos.com/2010/11/07/1976%E2%80%931980-dodge-aspen-rt-and-plymouth-volare-road-runner/

 

Under the hood of these stinkers was what Chrysler called a “time tested” 318-cubic inch V-8 that sucked air through a “lean burn” Carter two-barrel carburetor. The thinned-out air/fuel ratio made the otherwise decent workhorse engine notorious for hard-starting, stalling, and poor driveability. Tune-ups were necessary at every other fill-up, it seemed, because the cars just never ran right or ran right for very long.

 

The Aspen R/T and Volaré Road Runner’s performance was more dispiriting—even by the standards of the mid-1970s, when the fastest sports cars were slower than most of today’s V-6 family cars.

Pedal to the floor and wind at your back, the sad combo of a 318 V-8 and Torqueflite automatic delivered top speed comparable to a UPS delivery truck with a stuck throttle—about 108 miles per hour, flat out. Quarter-mile times were equally gimpy—a heaving 16.7 seconds at 85miles per hour.

 

The final insult? Every 1976 and 1977 model was recalled for premature rust-through. Lee Iaccoca himself later admitted the cars had been “rushed to market too soon.”

 

It might have been better if they’d never made it at all.

 

Excerpted from Automotive Atrocities  By Eric Peters.

http://www.amazon.com/Automotive-Atrocities-Cars-Love-Hate/dp/0760317879/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1289129347&sr=1-1

 

post #992 of 1268

Al Bundy had a clone of that car

 

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He was usually pushing it though

post #993 of 1268

Isn't that a DUSTER?

post #994 of 1268

yes, that was a Duster^^

 

Aspen and Volare were  the new "F" body cars. Last of the rear wheel drive for awhile. Replaced in 1981 by the dismal front wheel drive "K" cars.

Seriously, it's hard to imagine such piles of crap hitting the market today.

 

1977 Volare Premier Coupe:

 

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Edited by Tog - 4/16/12 at 8:40pm
post #995 of 1268

 

Not to be outdone by the one armed vioinist

post #996 of 1268
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The link was broken, (omitted the /m )

 

Had to share here......I laughed!


 


Why hasn't this been posted on the "Boots Buckled or Unbuckled" thread yet?

 

 

post #997 of 1268
That fateful night, 100 years ago....

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post #998 of 1268

^^^^Needs to be pointing ahead starboard side saying "check out that fresh POW over there!!"

post #999 of 1268
Hah--good point, crgildart! But I think the conditions were pretty icy at the time....
post #1000 of 1268
How's this?

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post #1001 of 1268

"Hey Ringo tell that Gaper to be COOL !"

post #1002 of 1268

On his wedding day...

 

Gaper Boy Wedding Day.jpg

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Are you sure he said BOOTS? 

Just askin'  .........

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On his wedding day...

 

Gaper Boy Wedding Day.jpg

 

 

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Thread Starter 

 

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Originally Posted by Trekchick View Post

Are you sure he said BOOTS? 

Just askin'  .........

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On his wedding day...

 

Gaper Boy Wedding Day.jpg

 

 

 

HA! roflmao.gif

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Originally Posted by Trekchick View Post

Are you sure he said BOOTS? 

Just askin'  .........

 

 

 

Yep -- I think you are correct...

 

Gaper Boy Wedding Day 2.jpg

post #1006 of 1268
Ah yes, The Wedding at Northstar! What a party. What a gathering of celebrities! Here's a never-before seen picture of the scene, showing just a few of the illustrious guests. It was mayhem. But even in the middle of it all, Phil and TrekChick found each other!


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post #1007 of 1268

LOL!  Nicely done Bob.roflmao.gif

post #1008 of 1268

winstlet to Phil-  is that a ski pole or are you just glad to see me? 

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That fateful night, 100 years ago....
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Titanic Gaper 1.jpg

 

titanic gaper 2.jpg

 

post #1010 of 1268

I am strangely aroused? -th_dunno-1[1].gif

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titanic gaper 2.jpg

 

 

 

post #1011 of 1268

Somebody step on a duck?  There is just so much that can be done with this photo...

 

Gaper Wedding 4.jpg

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I am strangely aroused? -th_dunno-1%5B1%5D.gif
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Originally Posted by MidwestPete View Post

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Hmm...looks like you're not alone, FinnDog. In my first attempt at Mt. Philmore a while back, something looked just, um, wrong about George Philthington too. I would never post anything like this. biggrin.gif

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(By the way, very good, MWP!)
post #1013 of 1268

Wow... the bar has been raised.

 

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Titanic Gaper 1.jpg

 

titanic gaper 2.jpg

 

 

 

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Finndog's aroused and I'm confused. th_dunno-1[1].gif

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Finndog's aroused and I'm confused. th_dunno-1[1].gif

 

And I'm disturbed.

post #1016 of 1268

I heard they were fixing the top of the Capitol because the skis broke off Gaper's sculpture.

Wasn't this flyover a salute to Gaperboy?

 

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Reuters/Kevin Lamarque                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/04/space-shuttle-discoverys-final-flight/100281/

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Sorry FairToMiddlin -- I think you'll be driving gaper boy home...

 

Gaper Wedding5.jpg

 

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Edited by MidwestPete - 4/20/12 at 10:33am
post #1018 of 1268
Looks like someone else stole the show, Tog.

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post #1019 of 1268

Gaper boy on top of the Capitol Building. How fitting in a place that invented theTexas suitcase.

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Well!  Looks like Lindsey made it -- and she told me she was busy washing her hair that night!

 


Edited by MidwestPete - 4/20/12 at 11:12am
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