Obviously you are not on the hill...well you might be on Epicski with your smart phone while on the lift, but lets not get too techy.
So why are you, obviously an avid skier, not skiing today?
- Plans got fubar'd
- Indecision due to weather
- Other party members undecided
- Went to bed late
- Hadn't prepped skis with proper wax
Weak, I know, but it is what it is