EpicSki › The Barking Bear Forums › Off-Season Sports & The Lighter Side › Humour and Fun Stuff › The Golf Ball and The Sand Wedge
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

The Golf Ball and The Sand Wedge

post #1 of 7
Thread Starter 

THE GOLF BALL AND THE SAND WEDGE

 

A woman takes a  lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

 

Her  9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and  hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband  also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the  little boy is in there already.

 

The  little boy says, 'Dark in here.'  The man says,  'Yes, it is.'

 

Boy - 'I have a golf  ball.'

 

Man - 'That's  nice.'

 

Boy - 'Want to buy  it?'

 

Man - 'No, thanks.'

 

Boy  - 'My dad's outside.'

 

Man - 'OK, how  much?'

 

Boy - '$250'

 

A few  weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the  lover are in the closet  together..

 

Boy - 'Dark in  here.'

 

Man - 'Yes, it  is.'

 

Boy - 'I have sand  wedge.   'The  lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How  much?'

 

Boy  - '$750'

 

Man  - 'Sold.'

 

A  few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, 'Grab  your sand wedge and golf ball, let's go outside and  have some short game practice.  The boy says,  'I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge  dad.'

 

The  father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them  for?'  Boy  - '$1,000.'

 

The  father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your  friends like that.  That is  far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take  you to church and make you  confess.'

 

They  go to the church and the father makes the little boy  sit in the confession  booth and he closes the door.

 

The  boy says, 'Dark in here.'

 

The  priest says, 'Don't start that shit with  me again. You're  in my closet  now.'

 

post #2 of 7

HAHA!  Horrible but funny...


 

post #3 of 7
Thread Starter 

Ya, I'll probably skip Purgatory and go straight to Hell for posting that one!  eek.gif

post #4 of 7

This is funny!!

 

post #5 of 7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowmiser View Post

Ya, I'll probably skip Purgatory and go straight to Hell for posting that one!  eek.gif


No need to worry, just assume the story's true.
 

 

post #6 of 7

You should skip Purgatory and go straight to Wolf Creek!

post #7 of 7
Thread Starter 

yahoo.gif  Or maybe Telluride!  (To Hell You Ride)!

New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Humour and Fun Stuff
EpicSki › The Barking Bear Forums › Off-Season Sports & The Lighter Side › Humour and Fun Stuff › The Golf Ball and The Sand Wedge