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Journey of a Man (Achtung: adult themes)

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When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
 
 When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
 
 In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.  Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen , cried all the time  and threatened suicide.  So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
 
 When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.  She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.  Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
 
 When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.  She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.  She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.  She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.  So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
 
 When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her.  She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
 
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Richi, not sure if I should laugh or cry here..... but I wish you happiness with yourself more than anything else....  icon14.gif   (kudo's for the creativity if you are the author)

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I'm not the author but the similarity is so close that I just had to share.

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Cheers bro'

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